Seriously why are all you sick bug bastards such voyeurs?

Show offs…

thedailywhat:

IRL Zerg of the Day: A Devil’s Flower Mantis duels with its mortal enemy: The human thumb.

[vvv.]

I thought you were just a puppy that was so ugly it’s cute, but puppies won’t sting you repeatedly. In fact puppies DON’T EVEN HAVE STINGERS. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME, BUG! I WAS NOT RAISED A FOOL, BY A FOOL, IN A FAMILY OF FOOLS. I can tell the difference between mammals and not mammals. Science!

I killed one of you jerks in my kitchen the other night. Then I found out you have a hilarious name, Cuckoo Wasp, and felt sort of bad for a minute. Then I thought about how I found out your name by simply googling “Metallic blue flying bug in Ohio”. God, the internet is awesome.

Quit staring at me, bug.

Ashes to ashes, gross bugs to gross bugs…

Shouldn’t you be battling a meowth or something?

Trying to pass yourself off as a furry mammal I see?

Peekaboo, you’re still gross.